Jerry O'Connell

Noun 1. This totally lame douche who was in a movie about kangaroos and yet somehow, SOMEHOW, gets to nail Rebecca Romijn. 1A. That guy on Sliders. Sliders, for God's sake! 2. Incompetent loser who has mastered the art of sucking to a degree beyond simple words, that would make a vile whore jealous. 3. Someone who has something they really don't deserve, because they suck, and the thing they have is great. 4. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. 5. An itching and usually painful mass of dilated veins in swollen anal tissue.